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benedict-cumberbatchs-cheekbones:
forever reblog. dat elbow
The second panel. What a fucking SLUT. Respect yourselves, women!11!!! How else can you expect a guy to ever respect you?
her shoulders. they’re… bare.
She’s obviously a brazen whore, revealing her forearms like that.
Why is she carrying something else other than a Bible? Tsk tsk.
guys oh my god why are you reblogging something like this my eYES SERIOUSLY I DIDNT WANT TO SEE THAT TAG THIS SHIT
Hey guys don’t complain about these women
I mean just look at how it is now
the joke just flew over your goddamn head
OMFG I AM WHEEZING WOT
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Humans have two hands
One for holding burritos and one for touching butts.
God’s perfect plan.
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tumblr is like a box of chocolates you never know how much gay porn you’re gonna get wait no that’s not the quote
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gosh thor followed me into the bathroom
and the whole time i was trying to concentrate, he just sat there in the bathtub, very loudly licking his butt.
oh my god I forgot that your cat is named thor so I actually thought you meant like god of thunder thor and holy shit the mental images
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the difference between DC & Marvel
- Bruce Wayne: Secret identities are important - it protects who you are and the ones you love.
- Tony Stark: YOLO
swear to god henry IV looks like a little shit in every single one of his paintings
look at this asshole
look at him
god damn it henry
GOD DAMN IT STOP LOOKING SO SASSY YOU FRENCH FUCK
HENRY
DEAD
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